This is a premium red light therapy e-commerce brand originally founded in 2019 by one of the most recognized figures in the biohacking and wellness space: a globally known influencer, 4x New York Times bestselling author, and host of one of the top health podcasts in the world, widely referred to as the "Father of Biohacking."

The brand is protected by two issued U.S. patents and a registered trademark, with a 14,500-person email list that has barely been touched, and every major growth channel (Amazon, paid ads, social media, email, wholesale) sitting completely untouched.

The original founder holding a small equity stake is available for the right buyer, and a major biohacking conference hosted by the founder will be this May 2026.

The business generates revenue entirely through organic traffic and high-authority backlinks, with absolutely zero active marketing spend. No paid ads. No email campaigns. No social media posting. No Amazon presence. The brand has been running on autopilot for nearly a year, and it's still profitable with incredible margins currently sitting close to 50%. The owner very rarely needs to do anything beyond replying to the occasional customer email, with a bookkeeper at $250/month as the only outside support. This business effectively runs itself.

This is not a turnaround. This is a sleeping giant with a deep competitive moat: patented products, a celebrity founder, organic authority built over 6+ years, and a fiercely loyal customer base, just waiting for an operator to turn the lights on.

BY THE NUMBERS: Average order value: $339 | Net profit margin: ~49% | Email list: ~14,500 Klaviyo contacts | Instagram: ~15K followers (dormant) | Paid acquisition spend: $0 (never tested) | Platform: Shopify | Fulfillment: 3PL (Ohio-based)

WHAT'S INCLUDED: Shopify storefront, 100% of IP (two issued U.S. patents + registered trademark), full customer database and email list (~14,500 contacts), all existing inventory across 5 SKUs (fully on consignment, no upfront cost), established supplier relationship, 3PL fulfillment setup, and introduction to the founder's team for transition support.

PRODUCTS: FDA-cleared red light therapy panels, full-body devices, infrared blankets, and accessories. Patent-pending design with 4 LED wavelengths and dual lighting modes. Rated 4.8/5 by independent reviewers. 90-day money-back guarantee with 1-year warranty.

TIME-SENSITIVE: There is a biohacking conference (the largest in the world) takes place May 27-29, 2026 in Austin, TX. A new owner positioned there with a brand founded by the conference host himself would have a uniquely powerful advantage.

DEAL STRUCTURE: Celebrity founder willing to staying on for a small equity stake and a possible small portion of Seller Carry allowed. All inventory on consignment. Deadline for offers: April 6th.